1. [this is easy] A Canon 6D with 24-104 + 85 1:1.4 lenses.
2. Meh.. dunno. A job to pay those things upper here :P
3. My Grandma wich will probably give me some ugly thing to wear [socks?]; It doesn't matter cuz she'll cook a great Xmas' lunch XD - ty grandma!

1. Nintendo 3DS and a 3DS capture card.
2. That my parents continue helping me with college tuition.
3. Whoever my white elephant gift ends up coming from.

4. What is the silliest gift you are giving someone else?
A: An obnoxiously long and complicated treasure hunt for a sibling.

-> ADDED!

1. My own private island
2. a blender
3. my mom, and probably $2 kitten knives, or ugly cloth ware, or something along that lines
4. A small bumpy purple toy (the kind you play with by yourself, or with that special someone)

chasester

1. A recovered leg and feet.
2. A book.
3. The daugther of the steph-father of my girlfriend.
4. A napkin before the mother actually started to sneeze, yet she did.

1. getting Selfemployed with that amount of money so I do not have to care about losing any? :D
2. nothing special, I am no materialist, sweets naturally do fine.
3. theres no less desired gift :)
4. I was giving my grandparents a 2 Meter Claw to reach things on the floor :D