well i have to have a mod of the game so that i can get certain vars like:
last person you killed
last person that spoke
last person that killed you
and a couple others
but... heres the script
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// TK
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randomSeed1 = "**_maybe_you_should_upgrade_to_56k,_cause_you_SUCK! **,_dude!_You_got_a_Dell?
**_<-----_owned_by_ME! _**_will_you_quit_shooting_your_stupid_rifle_at_the_wall_trying_to_hit_the_rats?
**,_Run_little_man!_RUN! **,_stay_down!
**,_what_was_that,_im_over_here,_stop_shooting_the_air!
**_you_were_a_pansy,_and_I_crushed_you!
**_get_up,_Girly_Man!
**,_do_you_look_behind_you!
My_precious..._**_stole_it_from_us!_Those_filthy,_tricksy_thieves!
**_now_look!_You've_gotten_the_master's_carpets_all_bloody!"
randomSeed2 = "**,_in_your_face,_and_now_it_looks_better!
**_the_last_thing_that_when_through_your_mind_was_my_bullet!
**_when_you_see_me_in_the_next_game,_salute_me!
**_I_just_popped_you_like_a_pimple.
Hey_other_team_**_isnt_moving!_Whats_wrong?
**,_seriously,_go_play_with_the_other_kids
**,_call_1-800-i_just_killed_you_again!
**,_the_whole_in_your_head_is_as_big_as_your_@$$!"
randomSeed3 = "hey_**_whats_that_on_ur_head_oh_yea_my_bullet!
**_did_i_ever_tell_you_u_suck!
OOOOPS_sorry_**_there_was_a_mosquito_on_your_head!
**_have_a_rotten_day!_I_hate_you!
**_YOU_MUST_DIE!
**_your_but_looks_cuter_with_a_bullet_in_it!
**_Don't_taze_me,_bro
**_I’ve_just_learned_about_his_illness._Let’s_hope_it’s_fatal!"
randomSeed4 = "**,_I_heard_you_got_a_brain_transplant_and_the_brain_rejected_you!
**,_I_think_you_should_live_for_the_moment._Enjoy_Hell!
***,_I_believe_in_respect_for_the_dead;_in_fact,_I_could_only_respect_**_if_he_WAS_dead!_Oh_wait..
**,_is_your_name_Maple_Syrup?_It_should_be,_you_sap.
**,_you’re_the_kind_of_person_who,_when_one_first_meets_you,_one_doesn't_like_you.
_But_when_one_gets_to_know_you_better,_one_HATES_you."
randomSeed5 = "**,_all_of_your_girlfriends_kiss_you_with_their_eyes_closed.
_Considering_your_face,_that's_the_only_way_they_could.
_Wait…have_you_ever_HAD_a_girlfriend?
**,_your_adopted
I_hear_that_when_your_mother_first_saw_you,_she_decided_to_leave_you_on_the_front_steps
_of_a_police_station_while_she_turned_herself_in.
**,_would_you_like_to_replace_my_business_partner_who_died_this_morning?
_I'll_arrange_it_with_the_undertaker."
randomSeed6 = "**,_we_can_always_tell_when_you_are_lying._Your_lips_move.
**,_when_you_get_to_the_men`s_room,_you_will_see_a_sign_that_says,_"Gentlemen."
_Pay_no_heed_to_it._Go_right_on_in.
**,_The_only_things_you_ever_make_are_mistakes_and_cigarette_ashes.
I_called_**’s_boyfriend(***)_gay_and_he_hit_me_with_his_purse!
Roses_are_red_violets_are_blue,_God_made_me_pretty,_what_the_hell_happen_to_**?
Right_now_I'm_sitting_here_looking_at_**
_trying_to_see_things_from_your_point_of_view_but_I_can't_get_my_head_that_far_up_my_ass."
randomSeed7 = "**,_your_breath_is_so_bad,_I_don't_wanna_be_mean,_but_you_need_listerine,
_not_a_sip,_not_a_swallow,_but_the_whole_friggin’_bottle
**,_People_like_you_are_the_reason_***_is_on_medication.
***_had_a_nightmare._He_he_was_**. **,_I_need_you...........I_want_you.......to_go_to_HELL.
**,_Damn_not_you_again.......How_many_times_do_I_have_to_kill_you?
**,_Everyone_is_entitled_to_be_stupid,_but_you_abuse_this_privilege."
randomSeed8 = "**,_If_you're_gonna_act_like_a_dick_you_should_wear_a_condom_on_your_head
_so_you_can_save_the_undertaker_a_step…He_won’t_have_to_dress_you.
**,_Earth_is_full._Go_to_HELL!!!
**,_If_I_could_be_one_person_for_a_day,_it_sure_as_hell_wouldn't_be_you.
God_made_Mountains,_God_made_trees,_God_made_**…_but_I’m_not_here_to_focus_on_His_mistakes.
Remember_JESUS_loves_you.*…Footnote:*some_exclusion_may_apply._Not_valid_for_**_and_***.
**_..._you're_just_a_sissy."
randomSeed9 =
"**,_FOR_THE_LAST_TIME!_***’s_mother_left_here_at_9_this_morning..._Leave_me_alone! **._Listen_up_boy,_or_pornography_staring_your_mother_will_be_the
_second_worse_thing_that_happens_to_you_today.
**!
**…
Hey_**.
Hey_**…
Yo_**…
**…Do_you_want_to_duel?_Nvm,_you_suck!
Let's_see,_I've_walked_my_dog_**,_cleaned_my_room,_and
_Slept_with_***’s_mothers_...Nope,_this_list_doesn't_say_that_I'm_required_to_talk_to_you."
randomSeed10 =
"The_Village_just_called._They_said_they_were_missing_their_town_idiot,
_I_couldn't_really_understand_them,_but_I_think_they_were_saying_the_name_was_**...
**,_Hey-_I_am_away_from_my_computer_but_in_the_meantime,_why_don't_you_go_play_in_traffic?!"
luckySeed = "**_you_weren't_even_shooting_at_me! **_your_aim_is_so_bad_you_hit_ME!
**_if_you_could_shoot_you_would_have_hit_me_in_the_head!
**_you_just_used_one_of_your_three_wishes"
teamSeed = "I_love_my_team..._so_i_kill_them! Dont_be_racist_kill_blue_players_too!"
sucideSeed = "**_you_were_so_ugly_i_had_to_jump_off!"
randomSeed = ""
addrndseedSp = [ randomSeed = (concatword $randomSeed " " $arg1 ) ]
addrndseed = [ randomSeed = (concatword $randomSeed " " (strreplace $arg1 " " "_") ) ]
loop i 10 [
addrndseedSp (getalias (concatword randomSeed (+ 1 $i ) ) )
]
//Determine who to send too.
// Each "Template Message" will have it's own function.
// Send it
spam = [
sayspam
]
rndplayername = [
a = ( getclientname 99 )
loop i 15 [
if (= (strlen $a) 0 )[
b = (rnd 32)
a = (getclientname $b)
] [
if (strcmp (getteam) (getclientteam $b ) ) [ u = 0 ] [ u = 1 ]
if (= $arg1 $u ) [
a = ( getclientname 99 )
]
]
]
if (= (strlen $a) 0 ) [ b = -1 ]
echo (getclientteam $b)
result $a
]
resetprevcheck = [
prevfrag = (getfrags)
predeath = (getdeaths)
]
checkhit = [
sleep 500 [
if (< $predeath (getdeaths))[ saytaunt 1 ]
if (> $prevfrag (getfrags)) [
if (< $predeath (getdeaths)) [
saytaunt 3
] [
saytaunt 2
]
]
if (< $prevfrag (getfrags)) [ saytaunt 0 ]
resetprevcheck
echo (concatword $prevfrag " " (getfrags) " " $predeath " " (getdeaths) )
]
]
saytaunt = [
if (= $arg1 0) [
say (concatword (strreplace (strreplace (strreplace (strreplace
(at $randomSeed (rnd ( (listlen $randomSeed ) -1 )))"_" " " )"***"
(rndplayername 0)) "**" (rndplayername 1)) "~" (getname))) ]
if (= $arg1 1) [
say (concatword (strreplace (strreplace
(strreplace (strreplace (at $luckySeed
(rnd ( (listlen $luckySeed ) -1 )))"_" " " )"***" (rndplayername 0 ))
"**" (rndplayername 0)) "~" (getname))) ]
if (= $arg1 2) [
say (concatword (strreplace (
strreplace (strreplace (strreplace
(at $teamSeed (rnd ( (listlen $teamSeed ) -1 )))
"_" " " )"***" (rndplayername 1 )) "**" (rndplayername 1)) "~" (getname))) ]
if (= $arg1 3) [
say (concatword (strreplace (strreplace
(strreplace (strreplace (at $sucideSeed (rnd
( (listlen $sucideSeed ) -1 )))"_" " " )"***"
(rndplayername 0)) "**" (rndplayername 0)) "~" (getname))) ]
]
resetprevcheck
@edit
this script does not need a mod 0.0 oops
let the spamin begin (jk if you do i will come to your house and stare at you awkwardly)
chasester